My dad’s fb status

 

My dads fb status is always something to either laugh about, think about or talk about. I will share some with you!

I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them

I find I always have to write something on a steamed mirror

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man

The best part about procrastination is that you are never bored,because you have all kinds of things that you should be doing.

We can never replace a friend.When a man is fortunate enough to have several,he finds they are all different.No one has a double in friendship

No matter how much you push the envelope,it’ll still be stationery

If a turtle doesn’t have a shell,is he homeless or naked?

Forty is the old age of
youth, fifty is the youth of old age

I’m actually quite pleasant until I’m awake

If carrots got you drunk ,rabbits would be messed-up

Presence is more than just being there.

Let your heart guide you. It whispers, so listen closely

If you have love in your life it can make up for a great many things you lack. If you don’t have it, no matter what else there is, it’s not enough.

Never make a woman a priority when she only makes you an option

The Prayer

 

Father, I ask
You to bless my friends, relatives and those
that I care deeply for, who are reading this
right now. Show them a new revelation of Your
love and power. Holy Spirit, I ask You to
minister to their spirit at this very moment.
Where there is pain, give them Your peace and
mercy.. Where there is self-doubt, release a
renewed confidence through Your grace. Where
there is need, I ask you to fulfill their needs.
Bless their homes, families, finances, their
goings and their comings.
Amen.

Friendship…the way it should be